Elisabeth Epps lives in Denver, CO with her 17-year-old son who, much to her delight, is usually often mistaken for her brother. She has a lot of black/white striped dresses. Seriously. Like more than a dozen.


In addition to her delightful son, Elisabeth has an old lazy racist beagle, a juris doctorate from a fancy law school, and a museum-worthy LEGO collection. She also has far more books than shoes, but wishes the reverse were true.


When not hiding from Sallie Mae, Elisabeth enjoys oblique references to herself in the third person, standardized tests, anything produced by Larry David, anything written by John Irving, anything drawn by M.C. Escher, and neatly ordered lists.


She is a rabid basketball fan, still rooting in vain for the non-existent Charlotte Hornets; she does not support the B–C–s. Until they finally Bring Back the Buzz, she is content to refocus her adoration on the Denver Nuggets. for the Charlotte Hornets in the East and the Denver Nuggets in the West.


Lists are better when numbered in multiples of 5.

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12 thoughts on “Who?

  1. supoverx says:

    hi there, old friend.

  2. Russell Jones says:

    I came across your LSAT lecture on Youtube and wanted to know if you would tutor me for a total of 2-3 hours between now and June 1? If so, what is your hourly rate? I am a 44 year old African American male making my 3rd career change. I am a 1991 graduate of Howard with a BA in Spanish and 2 MA’s (International Relations & History).

    I am taking an LSAT prep course http://www.campusprep.org I am learning useful techniques and my score is improving on the practice LSAT’s. But am not scoring well on the practice LSAT’s. June 10, 2013 will be my first time taking the LSAT. I am interested in criminal law and applied to the University of North Dakota for this Fall (2013).

    Thank you for any tutoring you are able to offer me.


    Russell Jones
    Denver, CO 80220

    • Elisabeth says:

      Thanks Russell! (I’ve edited your message to remove your contact info from the public post; I will contact you directly.) Thanks again, -EHE

  3. JC says:

    Arrived here from your reply to Bill Maher after being forced to click on the thumbnail of that beautiful face also from Colorado!

  4. Kelly says:

    I once viewed a website called the “E” spot.

  5. I don’t remember your password πŸ™ It used to be “imr” many moons ago πŸ™‚ I saw your post on facebook last night but was on my way to bed and bookmarked for reading today.

  6. Robert says:

    The Hornets will be back next year.

    • Elisabeth says:

      I know! This gives me great joy. Definitely going to do all I can to be live at the hive when the new Hornets take the court for their first home game this fall.

  7. I love what you wrote. A way with words!!! Jess

  8. Hi Elisabeth, nice to meet you!

    My name is Gabriel Benderski, I’ am 25 years old and I’ am a Graphic Designer from Montevideo, Uruguay.

    Im writting to you because i pump with a facebook post that was showing the list of girls that where kidnapped in Nigeria. Your action is really useful because humanize the situation.
    I have the intention of making a poster for this cause, so I was wondering if you could send me the list as text?

    Thank you very much!
    Sorry for my bad english,

    Greetings from Uruguay!

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