Elisabeth Epps lives in Denver, CO with her 17-year-old son who, much to her delight, is
usuallyoften mistaken for her brother. She has a lot of black/white striped dresses. Seriously. Like more than a dozen.
In addition to her delightful son, Elisabeth has an old lazy racist beagle, a juris doctorate from a fancy law school, and a museum-worthy LEGO collection. She also has far more books than shoes, but wishes the reverse were true.
When not hiding from Sallie Mae, Elisabeth enjoys oblique references to herself in the third person, standardized tests, anything produced by Larry David, anything written by John Irving, anything drawn by M.C. Escher, and neatly ordered lists.
She is a rabid basketball fan, still rooting
in vain for the non-existent Charlotte Hornets; she does not support the B–C–s. Until they finally Bring Back the Buzz, she is content to refocus her adoration on the Denver Nuggets.for the Charlotte Hornets in the East and the Denver Nuggets in the West.
Lists are better when numbered in multiples of 5.
Anything else you want to know? Just ask.